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Last author: Mortified Penguin
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To see the rules, visit Rhyming Insult Rules. To sign up for a fight, visit the Insult Arena.

Remember: YOU MUST BE ABLE TO COME UP WITH AT LEAST THREE WORDS RHYMING WITH THE LAST WORD IN YOUR PHRASE. For examples, take a look at the Archived Rhyming Fights.

Voting results from last round: [cobi] - 2; [Mortified Penguin] - 3. See Archived Fights for more details.

The Rhyming Insult Arena

Arena Minion [SAHS] stomps into the arena. "Cover your ears and avert your eyes, denizens! Hail the triumphant return of [Mortified Penguin] and [cobi] to this here stage!"

The Minion's mood dictates that [cobi] will begin.

[cobi] Amazing how they let retards as you compete in a battle of intellect.
[Mortified Penguin] This will be another grievous performance by you, I suspect.
So far, you've shown me you are quite a pitiable opponent.
[cobi] you're incapable of rhyming, your brain's missing that component.
oh well, what can you expect from one born and raised in puss?
[Mortified Penguin] Fuck you. Bitch.

Voting

Please include your name along with your vote (ex: [SAHS] votes for [BadCat]).

1. [Mortified Penguin] votes for [Mortified Penguin]
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Back to the Insult Arena.

2004-04-22 [Tári Nénharma]: There we go! Fun for all...

2004-04-22 [LonelyTylenol]: This is fun to watch... And so much easier to tell if there's a new reply, because they're not so incredibly long. *Hint, hint:TARI!!!*

2004-04-22 [SAHS]: Hey! I had a response up... what happened? Grr... I forget what it was, too...

2004-04-23 [Gryph]: Shouldn't you two be concentrating on your fight? Your holding everyone up.

2004-04-23 [SAHS]: Really, where is Tari?

2004-04-24 [Aristotle]: "Your sickening stench is enough to make a Lysol can hurl"? Is it just me, or is that sentence not really grammatically correct? I can't make sense of it.

2004-04-24 [Gryph]: It threw me too for a little while. I checked the net, Lysol comes in cans.

2004-04-24 [Gryph]: Or did you mean the fact that an inanimate object is hurling?

2004-04-24 [Aristotle]: Oh, yeah. I forgot that the verb "to hurl" can mean two different things...

2004-04-25 [BadCat]: Hey, Gryph: I don't suppose you meant "you ARE holding everyone up", did you...? (Yes, I'm going to point it out everytime you do it, just to prove my damn point.)

2004-04-25 [SAHS]: I can't come up with anything I can use that rhymes with "goats..." >.<

2004-04-25 [SAHS]: Ick... ::goes off to die in a dark corner somewhere::

2004-04-26 [Aristotle]: You're right, that was a really good word. Har to find anything insulting rhyming with it.

2004-04-26 [Aristotle]: Before I can cast my vote, I need to know what "root goats" is...

2004-04-26 [BadCat]: 'root' is a slang term for 'copulate with'.

2004-04-26 [Aristotle]: As funny as it was, "You dare mock my stench?" wasn't very insultive. At least not to Willow...

2004-04-26 [SAHS]: Hah, yeah, not really... Good match, though, Gryph. I had to think about some of those words. More thinking than I did against Aristotle. =P ;)

2004-04-26 [Gryph]: Well, that's something atleast :)

2004-04-27 [Nimune]: Hey!! are you two doing that just to spite me?

2004-04-27 [BadCat]: No. It's to spite Gryph.

2004-04-27 [Nimune]: hmm... ok, that works

2004-04-27 [SAHS]: Haha. We need to recruit more voters...

2004-04-28 [Bonedust]: i think they both suck

2004-04-28 [Andrei]: yeah... we do need more voters... I solved the situation, but we still need one more vote...

2004-04-28 [Windstar]: Yay! I'm up first!

2004-04-29 [spee]: Yah...... I'm not sure if I'm doing this, coonsidering I didn't even know I was signed up. *Glares at WindStar*

2004-04-29 [Aristotle]: You didn't? That's not a very kind thing to do, [Windstar]. You're not allowed to sign other people up. Unless they've given their consent.

2004-04-29 [spee]: lol. We were going to do it a long time ago. I don't mind.

2004-04-29 [spee]: ^-^ There, happy, Wind?

2004-04-29 [Windstar]: *grin* I told you I signed the two of us up back when you agreed, way back when, like you said. It just took this long for us to move up in the line.

2004-04-29 [spee]: Yeah yeah. I don't check Elftown unless someone messages me.

2004-04-29 [Aristotle]: But how can you know if someone's messaged you without checking Elftown, hm?

2004-04-29 [spee]: ^-^ It sends a message to my Inbox at hotmail. I check THAT every day I can.

2004-04-30 [Windstar]: Maybe you should check gogaia more often...specifically Lienae. You're falling seriously behind, and my character has been talking to yours, which, of course, is eliciting no response.

2004-04-30 [Nimune]: HEY!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ANTAGONIZING EACH OTHER!!!

2004-04-30 [spee]: ? What do you mean?

2004-05-01 [Nimune]: the comments box is the place to completely infuriate the other members of the arena, not talk about some other RP that you are doing on another site.